Carbondale: Local College Student Arrested For Streaking On Campus

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A freshman at Southern Illinois University of Carbondale was arrested after a foolish night of college antics. Blake Maurer (18) who has yet to even be a full time student for a week at SIUC, was arrested early Thursday morning at approximately 2:27 A.M. Maurer, along with three other men were first spotted roughly 2 hours prior to this. The men evaded police for the duration of that time and eventually escaped. Maurer was found 30 minutes later that morning fleeing to his car. He is currently at the CPD station located on campus, waiting on tries for Public intoxication, Paraphernalia, Public Nudity, Evading Police, and Resisting Arrest. Maurer’s bail and court date have yet to be set. Not a great start to this young mans college experience here in Carbondale.

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