Leo Luster Found Dead In His Penthouse Last Night

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Leo Luster is the ultimate picture perfect creature if you ask anyone... or is he. Last night Leo Luster was found swing from his banister with a note on his kitchen table. It was a letter thanking all of his family members for being there for him through his many tuff times but he said “I just can’t handle the same old same old,” he goes on to say “Man, it really did hurt to be this hip... a little too much.” The family says that they would not like to be disturbed for questioning at this time due to the suddenness of Leo’s death, but they did have one thing to say, “He was a great man, a good man, and by god the biggedy best from coast to coast” -Candy Kong. Donkey had much to say about his beloved friend and some possible insight as to why he might have taken his life. “Leo and Chunky were great friend... yeah... so it’s no surprise that Leo was taken aback by the fact that Chunky died of a heart attack a couple of weeks ago.” -Donkey Kong. Leo was a very religious man will be buried at Saint Mary’s Church on Tuesday surrounded by friends and family.

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