Zeke is a SIMP and Leaves the Boys

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Zeke Parker , also known as the white bean, has now clarified that he’s a SIMP. SIMPING in Ontario is ilegal and you can serve up to 25 years in prison. “SIMPING is the best thing that has ever happened to me;” said Zeke “SIMPING is like an act of gayness.” Now everyone in Ontario has gotten in contact with the coronavirus just to kill him.

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