Berlin is to be twinned with Bradford

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After our fiscal specialist, Owen’s cousin Paddy’s economy shattering report last night, Berlin has been left in a position to cling to their closest match in a bid to ignite some form of economic stimulus.

Berlin are to be twinned with Bradford, a city filled with equally shit people and zero economic future. The hope that polishing two turds together will create a new poop powerhouse between the two disgraced cities.

Hans, a German expat in Bradford, says “I left Berlin for a better life and now this happens. I give up and will be moving to classy nut like London”.

Owen Grant, our communication expert is “not surprised”. More to follow

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