Don’t let your guard down , Samuel Yusim is on the streets of staten island terrorizing innocent children
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I hate to say it but yes we have a walking giant on the streets of Staten Island as we speak . If seen immediately call 911 and do not approach him , HE WILL ATTACK. If it is to late and he has already laid eyes on you try to bribe him with food or drinks preferably green tea arizona and chinese food. Some signs that he has been in your neighborhood are
smells horrible
food all over the place
arizona bottles on the floor
Please everyone be safe and always watch your surroundings.
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