Op-Ed: Nice Nudes Greg
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"Greg truly has exquisite nudes..."
By Big Gay Alex
It was on the forth nite of staying with Jae that I laid my eyes upon Greg's nudes. And it reminded me.
That, I'm big and gay!
"Greg's nudes are very classy. It's an art really." Tsunami Nightmare frontman, Mario told me as he consumed his 5th yerbamate energy beverage.
I was examining Greg's nudes and doing blow when inspiration struck! So I drew an upside cross on my head and Photoshopped my face onto Greg's masterpiece of nudity.
"We get it Alex. You're big and gay!" Jae said when I asked him about Greg's nudes, as he prepared a big gay shower for me.
"I don't know why you think it's so special. Anybody who pays can see it on his onlyfans!"
Onlyfans! Onlyfans! Greg's nudes were far too exquisite for that simp fest!
Greg! Your nudes belong on the walls of The Vatican! In the museum of modern art! Not on onlyfans! Take it from me. Big Gay Alex!
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