Jonathan Coleman Still Missing

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Reports indicate that a young boy named Jonathan Coleman suddenly disappeared at the Disneyland park in California. Reports believe that he and a group of his friends went into the line for the Space Mountain attraction in Tomorrowland. The ride had broken down with cast members stating, “We don’t know when the ride will open up again.” Many guests were reasonably upset. An anonymous tip stated that “Jonathan left the line once he heard this, he didn’t hear us say that we would stay in the line until the ride started back up.” Once the day at the park was over, Jonathan was not accounted for on any of the buses but his band teacher had believed that his parents allowed him to stay at the park and were going to pick him up. However once the buses got back to school Jonathan’s parents waited for him to get off the bus. However about 30 minutes later everyone else had already left. No sign of Jonathan. Jonathan’s parents called the park and they said “The park is closed.” Jonathan was presumed dead about 2 months later.

Sightings
About a month after this incident, a boy matching Jonathan’s description was spotted by cast members in the line for the Space Mountain ride. This mysterious person was spotted in the same place as the picture above. The boy was nibbling on a stale pretzel and had ripped and dirty clothes. Cast members attempted to ask the boy a few questions, but he had ran off. A second sighting saw Jonathan on the Splash Mountain ride.

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