Ed Woodward fails in last minute bid to bring in big name

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Manchester United executive vice chairman Ed Woodward has seen a last minute bid for a Big Mac meal shunned, the Big Mac meal currently at McDonald's was subject to interest from Woodward after he saw a billboard on the motorway, it was hoped that the deal could be wrapped up quickly but was promptly dismissed by the fast food giant, a spokesman for McDonald's added that the deal collapsed due to Woodward only offering a loan deal whilst McDonald's were only prepared to let their star player leave on a permanent deal.

Story by R. McEwan



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