Maryland Teen In Trial For Drawing Obscene Pentagrams Around Columbia

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Maryland teen Kenny Braun has finally been brought to the authorities with charges of vandalism. Mr. Braun drew pentagrams around his local town center and when questioned about it he said; “I must rip and tear.” When questioned further, he stated that his plan was to “Open a portal to hell and kill all the demons that stand in my way, and also end the Icon of Sin himself.” His trial will be held October 20th in the town hall.

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