PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN SHOT [UPDATE]
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Presidential candidate and Democratic nomineee Joe Biden has been fatally shot, according to a CSPD spokesperson.
Only minutes following initial reports of a shooting at Bidens Chicago rally with VP-Nominee Kamala Harris - A tiktok video was obtained, showing the following:
As a slightly slurred Joe Biden finishes what is left of his 732 word sentence, a fuming Bernie Sanders (seen wearing full SWAT-gear) breaks through security barricades - aiming an AR-style assault rifle before yelling out:
”They picked you over me?”
Biden alledgedly replies:
”Who Mans Is This?”
Bernie then is heard screaming ”Pandering!”, before firing a shot, striking the candidate square in the forehead - followed by a moist explosion of bloody mist and brain matter. Biden then stumbles side to side as Sanders then continues:
”They picked this stuttering M*********** over me?”
Another single-round burst is fired, this time penetrating Bidens left eye.
Having not yet fallen, Biden is at this point seen picking out his brain matter from the hair of Kamala Harris, while simultaneously sniffing it - before collapsing to the stage.
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