Trump Orders Biden To Stop Winning
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Donald Trump, who has previously promised Americans that he would win so much for them that they would get sick of winning under his Presidency, today ordered President-elect Joe Biden to cease winning the election. Biden has won repeated election battles on an almost daily basis since November 3, election day. Just yesterday Biden picked up an additional bunch of votes to increase his margin of victory in Wisconsin. Trump, on the other hand, has put up record numbers of defeats at the hands of the Biden Campaign and has seen virtually every single one of his legal challenges laughed out of court. As a result, Trump is embarrassed by being such a loser and considers Biden's winning streak a threat to national security, not to mention a threat to his continued liberty.
In related news Trump played 7 rounds of golf this weekend, beating his prior presidential record of 6 rounds in a weekend, set last weekend.
Also, Twitter and Facebook announced that they are turning the Presidential accounts in their services over to Biden.
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