Arizona College Student Arrested For Having A Giant Monster Horse Cock

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Flagstaff, AZ- NAU student Ryan Sanderson was running through the streets with his woes when approached by several police officers. Sources say the altercation started to take place when Sanderson asked them if they wanted to “take a ride on giagandocock” the officers not amused, drew their weapons and told him if he moved that he would be attending a Juice Wrld concert. Sources say Ryan whipped out his monster cock and took out the officers with one swift motion. He made a run for it bringing him between Phoenix and Flagstaff, the yee-haw area where you kiss your sister. On the run ,the local SWAT team had to get involved and gas Sanderson. When finally taken down Sanderson had one last word before passing out, “Clear my browser history I can’t let me mom go on and see midget porn.” The incident is under investigation.

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