Vile teen clarts ball off of cripples spinal cord
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Pete-Kern-Maguire-Elliot suffered a life threatening injury as local boy Alex Pitman thundercunted an overweight football straight at the spinal cord of peter, who is currently staring at hid ceiling whilst being unable to move. It is reported that Mr Kern-Maguire-Elliot is planning to sue the culprit, however has to wait patiently on the bank opening so that he can deposit a cheque. Mr pitman denies all allegations by saying “ it’s a contact sport , the little prick shouldn’t have turned his back” We wish mr Kern-Maguire-Elliot a speedy recovery, from everyone at the Coatbridge times xxxx
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