BREAKING NEW: Scientists discover new thin hair-like parasite that travels through water.
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A new parasite that travels through water has been recently discovered by Minnesota scientists. It is very thin and hard to spot, and at first, it looks like a strand of hair. But if you see a "strand of hair" in a pool, get out immediately and contact authorities. Governors across America are currently advising to not enter any bodies of water until the situation is under control. This small Xyrapisiz Sentigel AKA Xyrapiz, can crawl through any crevasse in the human body. There have been reports of them entering through the anus and genitalia. Once it enters your body, it can eat through flesh amd get through any part of your body, if you get a serious pain in your eyes, and eyes turn bloodshot, seek medical attention immediately. Symptoms may inclue very painful stomach cramps, diarrhea, vomiting, blood in the stool, bloody vomit, bloodshot eyes, major pain in any part of the body, very thick veins, faster or slower than normal heart beats, intense sweating, nausea, dizziness, drowsiness, heart pain, heart attacks, seizures, and in most cases death.
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