Hyenas in Missouri! No Laughing Matter!

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Thur. Jan. 14, 2021
Eldon, MO

If you happen to be in the vicinity north of Lake of the Ozarks near the town of Eldon and you hear crazed laughter, be on alert.
It seems that an innocent mistake may be the result of some pretty nasty animals being let loose in our lovely Ozarks.
“Around 3:00AM I stopped at a truck stop along highway 54 to use the restroom but I checked on my cargo first. I went on back to the horse trailer and I got my shirt caught on the latch. I was tired and walked away and didn’t realize the door had come open. I didn’t mean to do it!” said truck driver, Jack Napier of Des Moines, IA.
What was Mr. Napier hauling? He was transporting six young African Spotted Hyenas, two males and four females. He was en route to Texas’s San Antonio Zoo when the incident occurred.
Upon realizing his mistake Mr. Napier notified the Miller County Sheriff’s Office. In a statement from department spokesman, Lt. Art Fleck, it was suggested that locals listen and be very cautious. These animals have been raised in captivity but they are still wild.
The photograph was taken on a security camera near the farm of local, Melvin White.
The zoo has been notified and is sending personal to help state agencies. Hopefully, Missouri gets the last laugh!

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