Barack Obama Unveils Plan To Run for Third Term as White Male Under the Alias "Brock Obama"
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In the fall of 2018, Barack Obama released a statement claiming he was "just about fed up" and was willing to run for a third term as president if things "did not change drastically". After his statement went viral within hours, many republicans took to twitter and put the former president under fire saying it was against the law to serve more than twice in the executive office and he would be "unfit" to run this country. Blindsided by this new information, Obama and his constituents then concocted and unveiled, what experts claim to be: "an ingenious plan, that is in-fact so utterly immaculate, I'm not sure why this hasn't been done before!"
This ingenious plan, which was commenced early 2019, consists of Obama not only undergoing a name and identity change, but also taking on a new race as well. The Obamas claim the procedures alone can take up to 5 years, and a 3-year operation to alter Barack's identity will be proceeding consecutively.
Our correspondents have recently spoken to Obama as to why he is making such a bold decision so soon after his presidency. His response was:
"When I said those things, there were a lot of moving parts that drove me to say something like that, but when the opposing party took to social media and told me things like 'You ruined our country!' and 'You were the worst president', I realized I had not made my reasons for doing this very clear. I would like to take this time to make them clear. When I said I was just about fed up and demanded urgent change, I wasn't talking about the state of my country; I was referring to my golf life." Obama stated, he then added
"I realized around that time, I had such an abundance of time to play golf as president. Now all of my time goes to watching cruddy Hallmark movies with my wife and doing boring retired people things. Don't get me wrong, I love my wife, but being president was such a good excuse to go out and see those greens. Now when I need to blow off some steam, my wife just says 'Why? Its not like you're running the dang country' and she's right. That's when I knew a change needed to be made."
Our reporters also spoke with former president Trump about the matter, with Trump saying:
"Although I am the best golfer in Whitehouse history, Obama's game is seriously lacking, which makes me feel very, very, bad for that African American fellow. However, to be fair, compared to me, his game has always been lacking. Once we golfed together and he played a 133 before we even got to the back 9, who does that?"
President Joe Biden's response is currently pending, under the claims by his staff that he isn't too sure if golf is 'the one with bats ' or 'that kicky doo-hickey sport those poor folks play.'
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