MeToo Found Dead in NYC Ditch. Suspects fleeing the scene:
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BREAKING: The body of MeToo has been discovered in a ditch in the Bronx NY. Investigators saying she was jumped by people in pink hats. The motive was clearly the cover up of murderer, con, and sexual predator NY Governor Andrew Cuomo. Security footage has confirmed that MeToo was returning to her Bronx apartment when the group of pink-hat wearing criminals yelled: "we must protect Andrew Cuomo!" to which they then poured soy milk all over her, and bashed her head in with a bong.
Possible suspects in the crime have been charged and are awaiting trial. One of those being the alleged brother of Andrew Cuomo, CNN host Chris Cuomo. Another possible suspect has come forward. ThatVeganTeacher was supposedly harassing McDonald's employees in NYC, when she came across MeToo
When asked online about the allegations she stated that, "She ate too many oppressed pigs. She got what was coming to her". Another unlikely suspect was Hollywood actress Amber Heard. She was caught on cell phone footage staging a hate crime in NYC with BubbaWallace
when she tagged along with the pink hat mob screaming, "this is for making me look bad on Twitter you b*tch!"
Of the 4 suspects, Chris Cuomo, Kadie Karen, Bubba Wallace, and Amber Heard, this 5th one is being charged with 5 accounts of the woman-slaughter of MeToo
Vice President Kamala Harris was caught carrying the large pink bong that took out MeToo. Smiling she said:
"FWEEDOM"
Investigators are still searching for more evidence to back up these claims, but most are simply astonished and shocked. MeToo was dead, and her life went all to waste so the BlueAnon frauds could claim their cult kinsmen Andrew Cuomo innocent.
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