Jarrow man caught with penis jammed in metro door
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A 25 year old man from Jarrow has been caught by police with his penis in the metro doors after trying to chase down a 74 year old woman for oral sex.
Callum Dearden, 25, of no fixed abode will appear in court tommorow facing a maximum fine of 2000 Kenyan shillings and sentenced to 4 years community service at chi metro.
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