Pig Farts Used to Launch Next Spacecraft
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Today scientist Dr. Fauci, worker at CalTech University released a pen of more than 250 pink pigs which then nearly killed him.
"They literally almost stomped on my heart," he said. "All I saw was pigs with yellow wigs."
Later they DNA tested Donald Trump, and they found out he had pig DNA.
"We were so surprised," Dr. Fauci. "But I guess I should've seen it coming. Everytime we recorded him on TV all we could hear were grunts."
Dr. Fauci then made Trump fart into a glass vial.
"Now, this is the important substance. They key. To space travel," he claims in a NCBI report.
Trump helped show that pigs have fuel--carbon dioxide, to be specific--that can help power automobiles, and even spacecrafts.
"This...this is just marvelous!" Fauci exclaims. "We're going to have another Space Race."
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