Whopping Trade, Queens to Bronx

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Just coming in from Heidi Watney, Pete Alonso has been traded for three first round draft picks, as well as Second Base phenomenon D. J. LeMahieu. This trade comes to surprise to many, of course both are all-star caliber player's, but Pete Alonso has the Rookie Home-run Record, with 53 home runs in 2019. He won the Home Run Derby that year as well, beating Vladimir Guerrero Jr. in the process. D.J. LeMahieu has been an all star caliber player since 2017, and got rapidly better on the Bronx Bombers. The name is perfect because LeMahieu hit 26 home runs, batting with a .327 BA, almost giving him the 2019 and 2020 MVP. This Blockbuster move will be in effect after the series for the Mets end, seeing that the Mets are in Chicago, not in the Queens. Luke Voit will be put at DH and Clint Frazier will be going to the Queens as well. This trade on paper seems pretty good, but LeMahieu is old and Alonso is young.

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