Merrillville Police arrest time traveller from 2098.

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Merrillville Police arrest time traveller from 2098.

Friday night police officers in Merrillville Indiana, arrested a drunk man claiming to have time travelled from the year 2098 to warn of an impending alien invasion.

Protesting his innocence, Trevor Ivanyo, told police that he was in fact from the future and had travelled back in time to warn authorities that interstellar colonists would soon be making a course for earth.

He then asked to speak to the “mayor” of the town, explaining that he wanted to help warn others of the extraterrestrials’ arrival.

Ivanyo explained that his ability to time travel was due to the fact that aliens had filled his body with hard alcohol, as well as copious amounts of Old Style, and instructed him to stand on a giant pad.

However the device apparently sent Ivanyo to the wrong point in time, with the time traveller lamenting to police that he had intended to show up in 2023, not 2021, for reasons known only to him.

The " time traveller " was transported to the local detainment facility where a search of his person was performed. Items including a " tracking device ", croc spurs as well as numerous items were removed from multiple cavities.

No further information was available at the time of this report.

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