Florida man gets put in high security prison after “speed running” his jail escape
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Man from Florida attempted to escape prison by not eating for days and saving his food, when he was skinny enough he seemed to be able to fit through a small gap in the bars of his cell” says officer Sam he was put in there for traumatising children and murder, when asked why he tried to escape he said “I needed to get the maximum speed run life experience I can” that’s also what he said when being arrested the first time he was put in jail
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