France is about to break apart from Europe
Saturday 16 October 2059 41130 Shares
France decided that they don't want to be part of Europe anymore. The Prime Minister ordered all French construction companies to take their chainsaws, axes, and jack hammers to the border, and cut down as far as possible. The operation has been completed, and they are halfway down the coast of Africa at the moment. The gigantic boats that were carrying the country couldn't take all the weight, and began sinking. 11 have died due to drowning, another 27 injured.
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