After decades the truth is finally revealed!
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After decades of wonder; the truth has been revealed! I'm an inclusive interview with Carly Simon, the number one question on the docket was, who was'You're So Vain' written about.
"It's been a question on everyone's mind for decades" Carly remarked. "But with many theories out there, they're all way off!"
She went on to admit finally that the song was written about a lonely genius sailor boy from Ireland, who was raised in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. "He's someone very few will ever know, but he's really something" she exclaimed. Probably the sweetest yet most arrogant individual anyone could ever meet; given the fortune to have that opportunity" she explained.
"As broken hearted as I was when he moved on, he was that incredible that I had to write the song just to get through it. Given the chance, I'd do it all again", she told during the interview.
So who is this mysterious man we've been trying to live up to for all of these years!?
He's now a resident of the Virgin Islands, and lives pretty much in seclusion, and when we reached out to him for comment his only reply was, "it's a pleasure you got to meet me". The infamous individual whom for decades we wondered about is a quiet drunk sailor named Thechad M. Collins.
Quite honestly, he's not what we expected, we thought rich and famous; but according to Carly, "he's everything anyone could ever dream of and more"; so we'll just have to take her word on that.
As shocked as we are, the answer has finally been revealed. Some two bit jerk is the man the timeless song was written about.
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