Tralee man admits to still not having a clue

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Tralee man admits to still not having a clue

Tralee man John kelly (28) with an address at Ballyroe, Tralee, last night admitted to never having a clue. It is belived that Mr. Kelly was spotted entering Tralee Garda station at 4:20pm today to give a voluntary statement about never having any sort of a clue whatsoever. The news has not come as a shock to most people who know Mr. Kelly as it has been well known for some time. Mr. Kelly had previously reported himself as to not having a clue in Tralee Garda station during November 2016. A spokesperson for the Gardaí has said that a file has been sent to the DPP but they are unsure on how they should proceed with this matter as there is little hope of Mr. Kelly ever having a clue. The Gardaí now hope that John will return to his natural habitat and stop reporting himself.

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