Hartland, WI woman's flatulence causes store to close

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Hartland, WI  woman's flatulence causes store to close

A Hartland, Wi gas store closed this morning after a Hartland woman passed gas causing multiple people to fall ill and vomit. There was so much vomit covering the floors that management was forced to close the store for 2 hours while it was cleaned up. Nicole Doughty admitted to the management that she was the one who let it rip. When we contacted her, she offered this statement:

"I apologize to the store and all the customers I caused to become ill. I ate a lot of Ponza rottas the night before and I couldn't contain my farts. I let one go hoping nobody would notice but that obviously turned out to be a poor decision and for that I apologize."


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