HAMILTON JUNKIE FALLS ASLEEP IN PUBLIC AFTER A VALIUM FUELED ATTACK!
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Jack Grainger of Whistleberry Drive, Whitehill, was seen asleep on a public bench after a valium fueled bender in which he fingered a lesbian, stole a car then returned it and shit all down his JD America track suit. When asked about the incident Grainger replied "Like ma new trainers mate? They're pink". A very sad day in the quiet neighbourhood of Whitehill.
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