Op-Ed:Local photographer offers fun and lighthearted photoshoots
Wednesday 28 October 8468 Shares
By Greg's weird friend Christian
In the world of Instagram modeling and influencers one local photographer has gained recognition for his unique and fun approach to photography photoshoots.
"I'll do anything for some benadryl and codeine." Alex Vasquez-Leamon told me after I inquired about his work, and seeing if he wanted to meet alone at night, in secluded part of town.
"Alex has a really interesting approach to headshots." Said Lorriane Bucket, a local Instagram hand model.
"Most photographers charge $10-$15 bucks an hour. But, Alex will do anything for some benadryl and codeine." Ms. Bucket stated further
Upon meeting me in Julian at 3:30am after enticing him with free benadryl, Alex opened up about his artistic inspiration.
"Dude, I'm gonna get so fuckin drowsy." Alex yelled as he crushed and snorted a line of benadryl. "My sinuses are gonna be so clear yo!"
Unfortunately, a local missing person's report was filed shortly after our meeting, where Alex repeatedly turned down my advances by screaming and crying when I beat him with a shovel, after saying he wasn't fond of bisexual filmmaking and the synthetic opioid pills I offered him.
Overall, Mr. Lemon-Vastes's work speaks for itself, and please Greg! Please Greg! Reconsider my offer to meet alone at night, in secluded area of town to discuss literature.