Oakland resident Andre Griffin wanted for "Cupcake" heist...

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Authorities are still searching for 33-year old Oakland resident, Andre Griffin in connection with a cupcake heist that took place in early September. There were 300 missing cupcakes found at Griffin's residence during a routine search but Griffin was not home at the time. Various video footage in the surrounding area showed Griffin using the cupcakes to invite homeless women to his abode for what one called a "velveteen rub" or oral sex from a toothless individual.

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