Cincinnati Bengals arrested on the way to London England
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After years of investigation it was found to believe that the Cincinnati Bengals are not actually an N.F.L. team. It was brought to the attention of the N.F.L. after Ickey Woods was denied cold cuts at a local supermarket. Ickey (Mr. Woods if you nasty) was refused cold cuts at the supermarket and had his Subway card confiscated after doing the Ickey Shuffle wrong. When told he was banned from cold cuts for life he began to spill the beans about an intricate plot to fool the N.F.L. into believing the Cincinnati Bengals were a legitimate football team. All Bengals players and coaches were arrested on their way to the airport in route to London England. All Bengals were charged with aggravated impersonation of a football team punishable by up to 3,000 minutes watching their own games and lifetime ban from anything football related. More on this story as the facts are presented. In other news Green Bay Packers are a outstanding football team and if you hate it then pray for yoself.
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