Watch out, New Britain child molester on the loose
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Parents lock your doors, hide your daughters, and be on a lookout because this man in the picture known as Ruben (Youngboi) will break inside your house and rape your daughters all over New Britain. The description of the guy is a mushroom toads, Timmy turner, oompa loompa, tree stump and Mr. Krabs looking ass neck with the crimson chin shaped chin. If your daughters have older brothers have them fight him because he will back away every 5 seconds then pull a swing but will miss them claim himself as the winner of the fight. As said before, LOCK ALL OF YOUR DOORS!!!!!
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