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Austin Smith was shot and killed today in ceder ridge village in creve coeur the main reason he was shot is because he got a couple slices of Pussy and decided his new name would be Pussy slayer 5000 there were also a few other reasons involving Fucking his cousin flexing on facebook under the name "thatgloboii austin" and using his dads gun to threaten innocent 5th graders. Him and his best friends joey smart would sit in the woods and smoke regs for hours straight. He sometimes refers to himself as the finesse god if you see his ghost around please buy him some regs

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