Westport man flashes elementary schools across New England on PCP

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Westport native Ian Dore has been arrested by FRPD, while being caught in the act of flashing his genetalia to a group of elementary students during schoolyard recess. Police departments across NE have been working tirelessly to capture and arrest Ian "the acorn" Dore, and they finally succeeded thanks to some great work from our surrounding law enforcement.

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