Teenage girl (16) arrested for assaulting and threatening an older man in the larchville area

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Last week a young man who goes by the name Richard Nolan a well known face in the larchville/lisduggan area was believed to be walking home from drinking with sole friends and happened to see two girls sitting around shaking a bag of weed, Richard told us he could smell the weed from around the corner of paddy browns, he went on to tell us that he was very drunk and did indeed ask the girls for a small amount of the weed, he said the two girls were not keen on giving him any but after a few minutes when Richie said he would give them a bud back durning the week and supplied them with more tabocco they were quick to say yes.

Richard (31) , said he ashamed over his actions of smoking an illegal substance he received from the two young girls but stated that he was very drunk and didn't know what he was doing, but he saw no harm in it that night and didn't think it would of led to such horrible consequences.

As the two girls are believed to to live near, Richie soon bumped into them, embarrassed Richard tried to ignore the two girls but one of the girls ran for him screaming "Richard Nolan you pervert you better hand me out that bud you promised us with your dirty tobacco our joints were ruined" .. Richie told to the girl who he said goes by them name Kaya dalton as he is a family friend to go home and stop making a show of him. Kaya was then said to get very angery and walked away with her other friend who was trying to calm and was said to be saying "Kaya calm down Jade (who we believe is another thug) got weed of her brother"

A half an hour later Kaya came back with two of her friends and Richie said she ran for him once again but this time had a machete in her hand and attacked richie cutting of one of his ears and wounding him badly in the leg area, Kaya promised Richie that if he didn't have the bud of weed at her doorstep tomorrow that she would blow up his knew caps and do in his windows.

Richie said his life flashed before his eyes and he couldn't believe what happened .. "I didn't think a bud would mean so much to young girls .. I can't believe how hurt I am" .. said Richie as he went on to say that he will never smoke weed again as it is not worth it anymore. He is now in Waterford hospital and said "all I want is my ear back, one of her friends toke it and won't give it back unless I have the bud"

we are searing for the young girls one named Kaya and we believe Jade and a Emily, Richie told us but he isn't in his right mind to know for sure.

If anyone has any further information please contact the gaurdai as soon as possible.

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