Scottish youngster singing for Barcelona
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The teenager from a posh town called paisley in a wealthy part of the town called gallowhill has signed a contract with the Spanish giants Barcelona at a rumoured £40,000 a week.The youngster is Scotland's next big thing as Barcelona's scouts have said he is pacey ,powerful and has a jump like a salmon.His position is striker and he used to play benchwarmer for the dome team on a thursday night and his managers who played a big part of the players footballing ability was Ben and Angus.When messi was told about Christopher joining the team he said "he will be the youngest player to ever win a balon'dor"
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