Garden trespasser must be stopped
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Zak Pearson, 17, from southend-on-sea has been seen 'garden hopping' in the bournes green area. Keep all of your doors and windows locked at night, draw your curtains and close your blinds. He is known for publicly wanking in people's bushes while spying on the innocent in their homes. He is also known for leaving his excrement on windows and door handles. Watch out for the youth and keep your kids away. If you see this youth call Essex Police immediately.
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