Newco Rangers liquidated
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Newco Rangers have been liquidated after summer signing Joey Barton (who is a regular member of the Catholic Church)'s wages have "Broke the bank" Head fanny Mark Warburton has spoke to our reporters and decribed the news as "Not suprising" and "intentional". Celtic fans seen crowding outside Ibrox Stadium singing "Jelly and Ice Cream when Rangers die again" Club Captain Lee Wallace the Grass has pointed the finger once again and blames Hibernian fans for the club being in this situation he said; "Hibs fans snuck into the office and stole all our money, they should be banned from all competitions and have the Scottish Cup took from them" Quote from Hibernian manager Neil Lennon: "This is one of the proudest moments in my career, tears of joy are flowing" Its a sad day for Newco Rangers as they are only 4 years old and followed in the footsteps of their decesed former club Rangers. Now the only question is? What do Zombies come back from the dead as? Our thoughts are with all Newco Rangers fans from Motherwell, Ayr, Kilmarnock, Belfast and Govan. Rest In Peace Newco Rangers
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