Hillary Clinton now claims she was inappropriately touched by the ghost of Reagan
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Flanked by supporters feminist lawyer Gloria Allred and effeminate columnist Allen Combs, Hillary Clinton revealed to a packed Wafflehouse that while serving as the first lady she was accosted by the ghost of the late great republican saint Ronald Reagan. The incident purportedly happened in 1998 as Mrs. Clinton was "bent over the desk of JFK penning a letter to Halle Berry congratulating her on being the first African American lesbian to win an Oscar, when I felt something brush against my posterior." Mrs. Clinton the paused, let out a deep belly laugh and continued " I turned around and there was the ghost of Ronald Reagan standing there in the oval office wearing just a cowboy hat and Adidas sneakers and then poof...he was gone"
When a reporter from the Washington Post immediately pointed out that Halle Berry was not a lesbian and didn't win her Oscar until 2002, Hillary accused the reporter of being a homophobic racist and stated that Trump and Putin had fixed the 2002 Oscars .
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