Local stripper steals kids Halloween candy
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Sarah, aka Princess, 26, of Chicago has been arrested for running up to kids playing the "made you look" game and then running away with their candy. This skinny, but fat at heart, bitch was caught sitting on top of a hill of candy in her backyard. When police asked her what she was doing and why she had so much candy, she looked at them, hissed, and screamed, "DID SOMEBODY SAY CHOCOLATE?" According to reports, a tall skinny man was with her and is considered to be dangerous. He will take your candy, and your soul. Be careful and watch out for the crazies tonight.
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