CIT student reaches weight gain limit

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17 year old Nicole Whelan (aka John Played Blue Whelan) was expelled from CIT for being over the weight limit accepted at the college. The pre adults health is at a huge risk as she currently weighs 100 stone. Her addiction to eating begun last year when she realised she was nothing but a dirty little virgin. 'The closest thing I'll ever get to a big mans willy is a battered sausage from ali babas'

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