County Durham teen arrested
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A fourteen year old girl called eve carrington was arrested at her home in Trimdon Grange.
Eve Carrington has been arrested for having shit eyebrows and letting her cats lick her in inappropriate ways. Eve Carrington is also known for shagging men for a new eyebrow pencil or a happy meal from McDonald's.
The police have had to look hard for her, finally when found she was found in Peterlee McDonald's, she was found eating a happy meal with three new eyebrow pencils also she still had last weeks clothes on. When Eve refused to leave without her extra eyebrow pencils and her mcflurry which she was waiting for the police then had to call for the RSPCA to help catch her and take her away in there van.
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