Robert Rojas finally caught by RCMP and deported; Friends shocked to learn he was living without papers.

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After a grueling hunt spanning months throughout the suburbs of Toronto, Robert Rojas and his family were finally identified this morning, arrested, and subsequently deported back to Mexico. Interviews with his closest friends revealed the shock and surprise resulting from this news. "I always joked about 'our little Mexican', but it was all light-hearted humor that none of us ever truly believed" said friend Mike Adamski, acquainted with Robert almost 10 years ago in the 9th grade. "Now I have nobody to go to titty bars with" noted Edi Cieplechowicz, with a sad and disdained tone. Brad Jacobs was not available for comment.

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