South Texas Bowman Caught "Poaching" Chicks With Dicks"
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CALALLEN- On Sunday morning, at around 3am, a Night Watchman/Grounds Keeper at the River Hills Golf Country Club notified police that there was very suspicious activity going on near the 14th Hole at their Golf course. Police immediately responded and found what looked to be a male and female have sexual intercourse. As they approached the subjects, things got a bit awkward when they noticed the male was on all fours getting plowed by a beautiful woman. The police, as grossed out as they were, still managed to apprehend both subjects but not before they realized that the beautiful woman was indeed a Chick With A Dick! Both subjects were later identified as, local poacher, CHARLES MARESH and local, Chick With Dick, YVONNE VALDEZ. River Hills Golf Counrty Club will be closed until further notice due to human fesses splattered all over the 14th Hole greens. Clean Up will continue around the clock until every last bit of CHARLES shit is picked up and cleaned.
Looks like Yvonne hit the target dead on w "her bow&arrow!" -KRIS6News
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