Eric Bristow lookalike loses temper with young fan.
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Stephen Aspinall is being kept locked up overnight in a local police station, after popping a child's balloon with a cocktail stick when they asked for an autograph believing he was the darts player - Eric Bristow. Stephen, age unknown, was lingering around outside the Dartford social club, mumbling something about not being able to drink Worthington anymore, and how Lee Harris ducked out of buying a round of Sambuca's, when a young lad, no older than 6 asked for a quick signature on the back of a dropped lottery ticket. Mr Aspinall snapped, and without hesitation, drew the cocktail stick out his back pocket like a gunslinger from a western, and proceeded to burst the little boys balloon. "I'm not Eric Bristow", he said, I don't even watch darts that much, unless Reece puts it on in the club." with that he darted inside the club, and made Dennis get him a pint, which would be the only time this would happen since the club opened, and the day Dennis joined, back in 1837. Stephen has since apologised and should be released in the early hours of the morning.
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