Young Lad Found Snorting Cocaine Behind Church

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This evening the Gardai spotted a young man, by the name of Kian Moody, snorting cocaine behind the church in Ballyjamesduff. They also found a priest strapped to a pew in the church who claims that Kian Moody has done that to him and was planning to do sexual things to him. Although, from who he got the drugs from is still unknown. The Gardai confiscated Kian Moody's white van in which rumours say, little children have been kidnapped in. Others say he sometimes takes his prey to the woods and rapes them whilst shouting "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!". What other horrifying things did this man from Virginia do? The answer to this question is still unknown.

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