Local shop joblots, job loss

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Local supermarket Joblot is located in Staveley, Derbyshire. It specialises in the sale of either discontinued, mispackaged or damaged goods. However during a most recent health and safety check the store recieved a 1 out of 5 rating and was found to have an unacceptable lack of hygiene, or sanitation.

This, could lead to the shop being forced to close due to its unlawful and unethical sale of out of date produce and due to a poor level of hygiene from the members of staff. Located to a nearby school, school children are amongst the customers for this store and the consumption of out of date food could cause some serious harm to someone not fully developed.

This leaves only one question, will this primely located store stay open? Or will it close like the health and safety inspector advised? We'll find out more later on...

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