Elderly Man Given 24 Hours To Leave Belfast

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Belfast pensioner Seamus Weatherall (82) has been ordered to leave Northern Ireland after being accused of "killing our women".

Shadowy paramilitary group "DHLA" have issued a veiled threat on social media tonight calling for the man to "get out or get beat".

Mr Weatherall was apparently a victim of mistaken identity when he was identified accidentally as The Fall character Jamie Dornan's Belfast Strangler "Paul Spector".

He was attacked earlier this week after being spotted with the same coat as Mr Spector. Reports have been confirmed by the PSNI that Mr Weatherall is not Mr Spector and they are still following active leads into the Belfast Strangler case.

Yesterday another incident occurred when Mr Weatheral was eating a Boujum in Belfast City Centre. He was "hit up the face" with a large frying pan and told to "stop killing our women".

Local PSNI Detective Sam Banks has called for any witnesses of either incident to contact police at non-emergency number 101.

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