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20 year old Daire Lackin has been sentenced to 3 years in jail for having skidmarks in places we all know there shouldn't. 20 year old Lackin was called in front of the high courts yesterday for incidents from the 28th of August to the 5th of September.

Our eye witness has told us that one of the witnesses who was with Lackin at these dates said " he had been wearing the same tickle my pickle boxers for a week straight. The scariest moment was when I witnessed Daire turn them inside out and wear them again, the skidmarks were worse than the ones on the divis road"

Lackin pleaded to the judge that it was not his fault as he said "my ma only packed one pair of boxers" although the judge did not buy it and sentenced him to 3 years in prison for being a stinker.

We have also heared that Lackin has had his hair cut from the recent Afro that he was well know for, but that has now changed to being the fella who is well know for skidmarks in all the wrong places.

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