Passports required for English visitors to Glasgow this weekend
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 50545 Shares
English travellers are set to be DELAYED for MINUTES at the borders, airports and rail stations in Glasgow this weekend as the SNP have declared that passports must be shown this weekend.
Ahead of the expected influx of people trying to escape the drudgery of English towns and cities, SNP Head Bammer Nicola Sturgeon has told them "Not so fast, Sassenachs" as they flood across the border in search of Buckfast, pizza crunch and Broons annuals.
"It's bad enough we have to put up with John Inverdale, but you sent us Joey Barton as well" said Sturgeon in a tersely worded statement.
"This weekend, as a trial period, all English people must show documentation to prove they intend to leave our glorious wee country at some point, that they are not emigrating permanently to get around Brexit, and that all their immunisations are up to date."
"We're not monsters though, and to that effect everyone that shows they have valid papers will be given a coupon for £1.26 to be redeemed at the nearest Aldi of their choosing"
People heading to Glasgow for the ICW 'Fear & Loathing' show are expected to be targeted hard by Scotland's Powers That Be.
Dougie Donnelly is 63.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
-
2
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images