Not reporting Bed Bug infestation illegal and punishment could be serious for the crime
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They've come far from being "goodnight, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite." Bed bug infestations are averaging one out of every four homes in normal communities.
How do you get them? Everywhere and anywhere. They love to travel and they can only survive in human blood. Avers Pest Control of Waverly NY recently had to hire 30 additional technicians to keep up with calls to homes in the local areas. After interviewing the victims of the spaces where the little vampire bugs are living they found that everyone could pretty much identify the source of their culprits.
Getting rid of bedbugs takes weeks, months, to sometimes years before you can be cleared of an infestation. The investment of time and money (yes many people borrow from family or take out personal loans). For every day that you let go without using pest control you've just added yourself another 100-200 eggs. 3/4 of the homes Avers walks into are into excessive infestations. The checklist much be followed 100 to even begin to start getting rid of the bugs.
Do I really have to strip my clothes off at the door? YES , if you want peace of mind. Many families go into quarantine and isolate themselves so they don't take the risk of spreading. There are many things you can do to be precautions but isolation creates more of a guarantee.
Nancy Thrivley recently contracted after going to a friends birthday party in the theatre. Come to find out sixteen families went home with the bugs. Nancy proclaims "How can you know you have them and not tell anyone?" Truth be told if people know you have them they are most definitely not going to be less apt to come over for Sunday Friend chicken dinner. If you are their friend you wouldn't want to share the friends or you just might now end up sharing the expenses. Dan and Denise Wittenmole of Vestal recently sued their friends for $14,000 in damages to property and mental anguish. They found out Denise's sister had them and never shared the information. If they had known they might not have had to forfeit their trip to Mexico and go into their savings.
Get educated on the bugs and if you suspect you have them Please do something about it. They will not go away in their own.
Amanda Perkins received a box of clothing for her daughter from a generous neighbor. When she thoroughly checked the box she found eight bugs as well as about 60 eggs. She immediately mentioned to her neighbor who had no idea she even had them. Amanda threw the clothes away and contacted the local news to promote the knowledge of these bugs in the community.
Save yourself time money and friendships or you might end up in court losing for not wanting to kiss in Grandmas birthday party. Be honest. If someone was honest with you, you might not have received them either.
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